You are a new Dungeons & Dragons player. Your DM prepared and epic campaign for the ages, but you ignored that and decided to just kill everyone. Will you succumb to your inner Murder Hobo, or discover there's more to fantasy life than gratuitous violence and destruction? Amid the side-eyed glances of your fellow party members, you might find that the deadliest foe isn't the dragon, but your own unchecked impulses. If you stop your murderous rampage, turn to p. 34. If you continue to ignore the DM, turn to p. 37.
Can YOU navigate this deadly drama without turning the plot into a punchline? It all depends on the decisions you make. You only have one shot at this, don't screw it up and get kicked out of your group. Wednesday nights could get very boring.
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